I Want To Be An Official Soreen Blogger !

Posted on: 24th February 2011

Congratulations to @cherylp59 another well deserved winner of the Soreen blog competition on Twitter. I'm sure the Soreen malt loaf machine (or ice cream van to you and me) will be blasting out some of these tunes over the Summer months!

For your chance to win a box of Soreen goodies, just like @cherylp59, get in touch with Kat at SoreenHQ on Twitter or email us at feedback@soreen.com and keep up the Soreen blogging for your chance to win!

"When I saw a call out go by on Twitter for Soreen fans to blog about them, I decided to get involved. Hmmm what would I blog about ? Well, normally I would sit down and do a taste-testing session with the girls (and even 19-month-old Pierre, if he's awake) and write a big review about all the yummy products ... But - shock horror - I haven't got a single Soreen product in the house at the moment so that will have to wait until I receive some lovely goodies to test. (What's this ? An attempt to bribe the judges to send me a goody box to review?! Yes, unashamedly !)

So, instead, I thought I'd go for a Top Ten of Soreen Hits. This is sure to have you humming along for the rest of the day ! Are you ready for this ?!

1) Soreen - Dolly Parton

"Soreen, Soreen, Soreen, Soreeeeeen,
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Soreen, Soreen, Soreen, Soreeeeeen,
Please don't take him just because you can !"

2) Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Loaf ?

"Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the loaf (of malt bread)?!"

3) Soreen Seems To Be The Hardest Word - Elton John

"What have I got to do to make you love me ?
What have I got to do to be heard ?
What do I have to do when lightning strikes me ?
What have I got to do ?
When Soreen seems to be the hardest word !"

4) Living La Vida Malt Loafa - Ricky Martin

"Upside, inside out, she's livin la vida malt loafa
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida malt loafa
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida malt loafa, Come On!"

5) The Soreen, Soreen Grass Of Home - Tom Jones

"Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the Soreen, Soreen grass of home !"

6) Dancing Soreen - Abba

"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Soreen !"

7) The Power of Loaf - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"The power of (malt) loaf
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Malt loaf your goal !"

8) Killer Soreen - Queen

"She's a killer Soreen
Gunpowder and turpentine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind (Anytime) !"

9) A Big Hunk Of Malt Loaf - Elvis Presley

"Don`t be a stingy little mama
You`re `bout to starve me half to death
Well you can spare a kiss or two and
Still have plenty left, no no no
Baby, I ain`t askin` much of you
Just a big-a big-a hunk o` malt loaf will do !"

10) Kanye West - Loaf Lockdown

"So keep your loaf locked down, your loaf locked down
Keepin' your loaf locked down, your loaf locked down !"

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